If you're havin' fest problems I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems but Coachella ain't one.

I got the The Avett Bros on the De La Soul
DEVO wanna make sure my Pavement's closed
Rap critics they say he's "Faith No More"
I'm from the Beach House stupid, what type of facts are those

If you grew up with Zoé in ya Tiësto
She & Him be celebrating the minute you was havin' dough
I'm like fuck critics you can kiss my whole Miike Snow
If you don't like my lyrics you can press Sly Stone

Got beef with Local Natives if i don't play they show
Fever Ray don't play my hits i don't give a Hot Chip SO
Rap mags try and Spoon my black ass
So Little Boots can give 'em more cash for ads, fuckers

I don't know what Gorillaz take me as,
Or understand the intelligence that Jay-Z has
I'm from rags to riches Sia I ain't dumb
I got 99 problems but Infected Mushroom ain't one
Hit me

99 problems but Passion Pit aint one
If you're havin' Thom Yorke problems i feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems but The Specials ain't one
Hit me

The year's '94 and my Mew is raw
In my rear Camera Obscura is the mother fuckin' law
I got 2 many DJ's y'all pull over the car or (hmmm)
Bounce on the devil put Gary Numan to the floor

Now I ain't tryin' to see Them Crooked Vultures chase with Jay.
Plus I got MGMT I can fight the case
So I...pull over to the Ra Ra Riot side of the road
I heard "Son do you know why I'm stoppin' you for?"

Cause I'm Tokyo Police Club and my hats real low?
Do I look like The Whitest Boy Alive, I don't know
Am I The Dead Weather or should I guess some mo'?
"Well you was doin fifty-five in a fifty-fo' "

"License and La Roux and step out of the car"
"Are you carryin' a Muse on you I know a lot of you are"
I ain't steppin out of shit all my Céu is legit
"Well, do you mind if I look 'round The Temper Trap a little bit?"

Well my Dirty Projectors is locked so are the LCD Soundsystem in the back
And I know my rights so you gon' need The xx for that
"Aren't you Edward Sharpe as a tack, you some type of lawyer or something'?"
"Or Shooter Jennings or somethin'?"

Nah, I ain't pass the bar but i know a little bit
Enough that Jets Overhead won't illegally search my shit
"We'll see how Klever you are when Bad Lieutenant come"
I got 99 problems but The Raveonettes ain't one
Hit me

99 Problems but a Wale ain't one
if you havin Grizzly Bear problems
i feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems but Portugal. The Man ain't one
Hit me

99 Problems but John Waters ain't one
if you havin Z-Trip problems
i feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems but Charlotte Gainsbourg ain't one
Hit me

Now once upon a time not too long ago
A Phoenix like myself had to strong arm a hoe
This is not a hoe in the sense of a Gossip
But Yo La Tengo havin no goddamn sense, try and push me

I tried to ignore him and talk to Mayer Hawthorne
Pray for him, cause Yeasayer just love to perform
You know Les Claypool loud as a motor bike
But wouldn't bust Julian Casablancas in a fruit fight

The only thing that's gonna happen is Matt & Kim get to clappin
He and David Guetta gon be yappin to the captain
And there I go trapped in Vampire Weekend again
Back through Street Sweeper Social Club with the riff raff again

Imogen Heap on the floor scratchin again
Florence & The Machine with they cameras snappin' them
D.A. tried to give the Orbital shaft again
Half-a-mil for bail cause I'm Hadouken!

All because Jónsi was harrasin' them
Tryin to play Gil Scott-Heron like hes saccarin

But ain't nothin sweet 'bout how I hold my gun
I got 99 problems being a bitch ain't one.

Hit me


Coachella Valley Music & Arts Festival 2010
Empire Polo Field
81-800 Avenue 51
Indio, CA 92201
directions, map, parking


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