If you've ever seen Zane Lamprey's (see picture below) reality alcohol show 'Three Sheets,' odds are you've fallen hard for the glamor that foreign liquor implies. It could be called the smart alcoholic's guide to controlled drunkenness. Or the greatest hoax ever pulled.

The TV show depicts average guy Zane charting around the world with the sole intention of getting sh*tfaced in every language, lending credence to the "I'm out of town" excuse for living. When you watch this charming guy warm up to the local characters and their matching booze, it's as if the camera couldn't possibly be there. Maybe responsible, smart, goofy Zane really is our drinking buddy.

A few tequila shots later in front of the T.V., and this doesn't matter anymore. For we've reached a whole new level of getting wasted. It's called: Drunkenvision. Catchy, huh?

Expert alchys and novices alike can pound away with the notion that they're at their new, hip neighborhood bar, without ever leaving home. Zane Lamprey is just that good.

In an advanced drunken state, viewers can even toss drinks in the T.V.'s "face" because it just isn't keeping up. How awesome!

If this sounds depressing to you, then you probably go to clubs and spend a bunch of money on weak drinks. Why not enjoy your delusional party life in the comfort of your own home, without the discretion of bartenders and doormen who just want to deny you entry?

See Zane Lamprey's drunk-fest on MOJOHD. The next show airs Thursday, March 6th at 11:30 pm.

For more information on regular old binge drinking outside of the home, check out this recent NYTimes article [NYTimes.com]