After an excruciating season of she-devils and greased pigs, Rock of Love II came to a wailing, weeping end last evening as Bret Michaels narrowed his lady choices down to one.  He brought the final two contestants to Cancun for "hot monkey sex" and "awesome jungle adventures."   But how will he decide?  Consider the options:

A)  Daisy, the 25 year old stripper with fakey big lips, fakey big boobs, who still lives with her ex boyfriend...

or

B) Ambre, the 37 year old TV host with intense ambition, intense neck tendons and a laugh that could kill a hyena...

As the old saying goes, Ambre was boring, but Daisy was crazy.  And after last season's selection flub (he picked the young, cold, pink-haired pixie over of the age-appropriate, reckless, drunken dancer), Bret chose the nice gal with whom he felt a true connection outside the bedroom.  Our little boy is growing up. 

In TV land time, this happened yesterday, but in dog years it happened month and months ago.  As a matter of national security, in the interim it was of the utmost importance that the true identity of the winner not be revealed.  Now that the lovebirds can now be seen together in public, let's see how long they're seen together in public.  All the best to the happy couple. 

Stay tuned for the reunion show....