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May 20,2008
LA.com Does Playboy
LA.com was all over the Playboy Mansion on Saturday night. Hef's house hosted the 3rd Annual Celebrity Poker Tournament benefiting the Urban Health Institute. Hosted by producer/agent/poker pro Jamie Gold and Khloe Kardashian, the fete included free booze, craps and blackjack tables, a DJ (that had to lower music at 11:30 for noise regulations) and a free gourmet buffet. Amidst the sea of fried artichoke balls and chicken quesadillas were bare chested bunnies and the hordes of horny bunny lovers that were following them.
We spoke to one bunny, who was clothed (barely in a bunny suit) and shall remain nameless (because we've fallen in love with her and would never want to get her into trouble), who said the real fun happens when they're out on the road. Apparently, partying at the Playboy Mansion is more fun for us than it is for the buxom bunnies who have chaperones and aren't allowed to drink on duty. The poor, gorgeous creatures have to trek through these parties completely sober while drooling, sweaty men drool and sweat all over them. Life is hard, and someone's gotta stay naked and sober to make it easier on the rest of us. There are three events in a party girl's life where she must absolutely look her most fabulous: Prom Night, Wedding Day, and her first visit to the Playboy Mansion. We tried our best, but c'mon now, who can compete with gorgeous Playboy bunnies decked out in nothing but paint? Exhibit A:  Exhibits B-H:  The PG-13 rated lowlight, err, highlight of our night was seeing a naked and spastic Bai Ling in the pool. We thought the girl about town was having seizures, turns out she was just dancing.  We saw some real dreams coming true in the Playboy Grotto. Sorry, what happens in the Grotto, stays in the Grotto. Click here or on any of the photos for LA.com's full frontal Playboy Mansion coverage.  THE END Comments
can i die and come back as Hef... you can even burn me or feed me to the lions as long as I come back as "the Hef"
Posted by M-dino on 05/22/08 01:46PM PDT hmmm . . . so when you say what happens in the grotto stays in the grotto, you are referring to the orgies everyone partakes in? correct? you la.com people know how to party. giggidy giggidy alllllll right! haha
Posted by tar tar on 05/20/08 01:03PM PDT
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