"She Always Told Me"

Performed by four daringly delicious dames Kelsey Collins, Rebecca Johnson, Jen Zaborowski and Annie Mebane (who is also the playwright) She Always Told Me is so incredibly astute, it's goosebump-scary. Almost entirely comical, this play (told in twelve original monologues), unleashes the estrogen demons that haunt nearly every woman. If you've ever laid out blueprints for your wedding or grabbed your fat rolls in disgust, this play will leave you in I-can-so-relate stiches. Dudes will love the play because they've most likely encountered these neuroses and laughed at them, of course. The music in between each act is also a treat: Celine Dion's "My Heart Will Go On," Doris Day's "I Enjoy Being a Girl" and Madonna's "Express Yourself" nuance-free girl anthems, but delightful listening no less. If you're lucky, home-baked cookies will be served at the performance. But most importantly, your inner bitch will be fed. Lien Ta

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