In an effort to make Mondays less suckable, Jay-Z and Eminem are playing a surprise, promotional gig for DJ Hero tonight at the Wiltern Theater.

The concert will usher in the artists' forthcoming reign over the land of video games, as they've recently inked an exclusive agreement to distribute content through the hands-on app. Despite ugly allegations and legal woes, Activision is set to release the DJ incarnation of its "Hero" franchise in the fall (October 27, 2009).

Sadly, tonight's concert is a private event, which means no soup for you.  Unless, that is, you're in the habit of souping it up with the red carpet elite (in which case get on the horn immediately to your roster of celebrity BFFs and tell them you're feeling like bowl of mulligatawny). 

According to Randall Roberts -- our man with the plan at the L.A. Weekly -- these are the friends to hit up first since they're already listed.  He's so smart.  Swoon.


Celebs Listed To Attend 'DJ Hero' Concert
Aaron Staton (Mad Men), Abbie Cornish, Adam Levine, Adrian Grenier, Aisha Tyler, Ali Larter, Amar'e Stoudemire (Phoenix Suns), Amber Valletta, Amy Smart, Ashley Olsen, Bijou Phillips, Britney Gastineau, Deanna Russo (Knight Rider), Danny Masterson, Jamie Kennedy, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Jeremy Piven, John Favreau, Josh Duhamel, Justin Bartha, Keisha Whitaker, Kim Kardashian, Linkin Park, Mark Hoppus (Blink 182), Maroon 5, Marisa Tomei, Mila Kunis, Nia Long, Nicky Hilton, Nicole Richie, Pete Wentz, Regina Hall, Rich Sommer (Mad Men), Robert Downey Jr., Robin Antin, Ryan Phillippe, Ryan Reynolds, Scarlett Johansson, Stacy Keibler, Taraji P. Henson, Taryn Manning, Vanessa Minnillo, Vince Vaughn, Willis McGahee (Baltimore Ravens), Zachary Levi (Chuck)