Ok, so you're not Lauren Hutton in vintage YSL or even Ernest Hemingway musing about the green hills. Fortunately, L.A. has its own big game creatures, and you don't need a tent or a plinth hat to bag 'em—just a credit card. These animals will turn any room into an African savannah. No bug repellent required; they're already dead.—Philip Harris

Museum Mounted Blister Beetles, $15.00, at Empiric, 7918 Beverly Blvd., L.A. 323.634.7323

Bali Pillow, $50, at Shelter, 7920 Beverly Blvd., 323. 937.3222

 
Jonathan Adler Ceramic Hippo, $250, at Room Service, 5901 W. 3^rd St., 323.692.9221

 
Alessi Parrot Cork Screw, $49, at Fitzsu Society, 7970 Melrose Ave., 323.655.1908

Mounted Boar's Head, $775, at Empiric, 7918 Beverly Blvd., 323.634.7323