After seven kooky, smart, high-energy, and completely delirious seasons, Tina Fey's "30 Rock" is signing off for good, and, quite frankly, it doesn't make us feel like "high-fiving one million angels." In fact, it's a total bummer.
But rather than mourn, we prefer to laugh. To help us do just that, we've delved into the vaults and come up with 10 of the funniest, most memorable moments produced by the three-time Emmy champ:
1. Therapy with Jack and Tracy - To help Tracy deal with his daddy issues, Jack summons the NBC therapist. But a family role-playing session goes crazily off track when Jack pretends to be, in quick succession, Tracy's father, his "moms," the "white dude" she left his father for, the Hispanic female neighbor and Tracy himself. Mixed into the hilariously subversive bit are impressions of Redd Foxx and Jimmy "J.J." Walker. Our one-word review? "DY-NO-MITE!" ("Rosemary's Baby"; Season 2, Episode 4).
2. Liz Meets Oprah - In one of the show's most hilarious guest appearances, Liz is ecstatic to meet Oprah on a plane flight. Unfortunately, she has taken a sleeping pill that provokes side effects like "dizziness, sexual nightmares and sleep crime." A dazed Liz bares her soul to Oprah, telling her how she didn't lose her virginity until 25, how at summer camp she kissed a girl on a dare (and the girl later died) and how she once had a sex dream involving Nate Berkus and Dr. Oz. ("Believe in the Stars"; Season 3, Episode 2).
3. Tracy does Conan - Here we honor not just a moment, but an entire episode - one in which "30 Rock" truly began to hit its stride. A frantic Liz, as usual, is putting out lots of workplace fires while preparing Tracy to go on Conan O'Brien's show, and, unfortunately, Tracy is off his meds. In this episode, we get our first reference to Jenna's movie, "The Rural Juror," and the first appearance of Dr. Spaceman. It's also notable for one of the first great Liz-Jack exchanges: She: "Why are you wearing a tux?" He: "It's after 6. What am I, a farmer?" ("Tracy Does Conan"; Season 1, Episode 7).
4. Liz gets married - Liz and Criss (James Marsden) spontaneously decide to get married to enhance their adoption chances, but Liz claims she doesn't want the fancy fairy-tale princess wedding many girls dream of. Instead, she'll get hitched at city hall "in a sweatshirt, no bra." But once there, she changes her mind and what ensues is one of the most chaotic and bizarre TV weddings ever, complete with an appearance by Tony Bennett. The capper: Liz is, indeed, a princess bride - donning her white "Star Wars" Princess Leia dress and those classic jumbo hair buns. ("Mazel Tov, Dummies!" Season 7, Episode 7).
5. Meat is the new bread - Tracy is strapped for cash, so Jack advises him to come up with a product that he can endorse and sell. The result is a bit of culinary genius called the Tracy Jordan Meat Machine. It's a dual-press grill that melts various chunks of meat into one glorious "food ball." Raves Tracy, "You no longer have to suffer through the bread part of your sandwich." We crack up just typing those words. ("The Rural Juror"; Season 1, Episode 7).
6. Not camera-ready - After Liz's dating-advice book, "Dealbreakers," becomes a bestselling sensation, Jack is eager to turn it into a talk show with Liz as host. (He envisions her as "a swarthy, big-hipped Kelly Ripa.") But those plans go awry when Liz's nerves get the best of her during the filming of a promotional segment. Even after 500-plus takes, she comes off as awkward and stiff and just can't "sass it up." Even worse: The unforgiving high-definition camera reveals a facial minefield. Oh, the pressures of being a woman on TV. ("Dealbreakers Talk Show #0001"; Season 4, Episode 7).
7. An unhappy reunion - Liz wants to blow off her high school reunion because she has awful memories of being a lonely nerd tortured by her classmates. But Jack convinces her to go and tags along. Once there, she's horrified to learn that she was actually the class bully, who routinely cut down students with hurtful comments. It's a mean side of Liz we hadn't seen before, and fortunately, Jack foils an attempt by Liz's enemies to "Carrie" her. ("Reunion"; Season 3, Episode 5).
8. The world through Kenneth's eyes - Jack is in a rueful mood as his 50th birthday nears. After watching some old home movies sent by his mother, Jack yearns to recapture the joy and innocence he felt as a child. Along those lines, he wonders what it's like to view the world through Kenneth's eyes. As it turns out, our naive young page sees everyone as a singing Muppet. It's a perfect blend of sweetness and humor. ("Apollo, Apollo"; Season 3, Episode 16).
9. Jenna and "the chunk" - After devouring too much pizza while starring in the "Mystic Pizza" musical on Broadway, Jenna gains some substantial weight. But instead of being a career-killer, it brings her the fame she has always craved and lands her an endorsement deal for a popular brand of perfume for plus-size women. She's even being considered for the role of Ms. Pac-Man in the live-action version of the video game. The moral? Embrace "the chunk." ("The Collection"; Season 2, Episode 3).
10. Some astute advice - Tracy often saw himself as a mentor to Kenneth. Early on, he offered him a bit of advice "I wish I would have got when I was your age." His words of wisdom? "Live every week like it's Shark Week." Of all the many quotable lines that "30 Rock" gave us over the years, this may have been the most memorable - and most uplifting. ("Jack the Writer"; Season 1, Episode 4).
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